[Black Pill] MASSIVE INDUSTRY I JUST FIGURED OUT AND IM GONNA VENTURE INTO

[brocode]

FRUITS FUTURES MARKET

how did i discover this?

so as usual i was rotting on my computer listening to when the leeve breaks by led zeppellin and reading molecular biology (im into that for fun)





and then i got super hungry... i was like fuck its 4:55am and i have nothing to eat...



and then i looked at the fridge and there were 2 kiwis.



i cut one of the kiwis and i ate them and they TASTED VERY different from how normal kiwis tasted. i still ate the kiwi but i was like hmmm i wonder if the kiwi taste change is something rampant not just with my kiwi but kiwis across the whole world.



and then i got an insane idea... so if i can analyze the chemicals affecting the tastes of the fruits positively and negatively, then i can make money off of it. and who's a better person at knowing what fruits are affected and what arent than myself, the broscience PhD biologist.



and then i found the fruits futures market.



im gonna study fruits a lot now and invest in them now

u guys mirin? 

[10khitman]

fruit investor 

[Mustang]

Improve the taste of Chad's cum, join

[brocode]

fruit investor 

Not fruits directly. Fruits Futures.

The current market volume is 315.6Billion. By 2032, it’s projected to grow to $539.8 Billion

[Mustang]

By 2032 you're projected to die

[brocode]

By 2032 you're projected to die

Fruits 🍉  🍎 🍌 🥝 🍍

[Mr Looks]

there is no future except singularity

[Mustang]

there is no future except singularity

The faggot singularity that will cause human extinction.

[Mr Looks]

there is no future except singularity

The faggot singularity that will cause human extinction.

doubtlessly

[brocode]

there is no future except singularity

fruits mog