17-10-2023, 12:34 AM
comedian walks into a bar
says "knock knock", bartender says" sorry we are out of knock knock brand". comedian laughs a little and says "no i mean knock knock to tell a joke you should respond..." bartender interupts " look man, i aint looking for trouble ok. we are just out of knock knock vodka tonight. not a big deal, there is plenty of other brands, look you don't even need to pay just take everything you want.
comedian was shocked and said " no no, it's a miss understanding i was just..." bartender presses the red button below his desk and shutgon drops in his hands. "get the fuck back away from me or ill shoot, someone call the police".
comedian just panics and says " knock knock". the bartender just loses it and puts the shotgun in his mouth and screams. everyone looking at him waiting to shoot and people scream "no no don't do it".
comedian again repeats "knock knock". someone from the crown stands up and says "would you fucking stop man, cant you see he is trying to kill himself!!"
comedian repeats "knock knock". one guy in the crowd gets angry and yells " whos there?" the bartender responds in laugh "it's me you fool, i'm the one knocking the door".
everyone starts laughing as they realize it was just a joke setup in partnership with bartenders. but laughs don't last long and people start booing.
the bartender looks in the comedian's eyes and tears form. "they didn't laugh!". comedian respond in stress "it's ok, calm down. we do another joke."
bartender yells" they dont fucking believe the joke if i don't do it for real, i told you, the suicide part is crucial for this joke to land" then slowly puts the shotgun back in his mouth.
everyone laughs thinking they are goofing around, but the comedian knows this time is serious.
"no no no nooo nooooooo" bartender farts and laughs the shit out of comeidan and says "whos comedian now?"
he thought everyone will start laughing but no one laughed, everyone just cringed and it kinda had a bad smell too. comedian said "so you thought farting is funny? shame".
bartender just raged and started shooting everyone. unfortunately his wife was in the crowd and gets shot. he grab his wife's body in blood and screams "i dont give a fuck" and throws the body to side and starts raping nearby JBs.
in the meantime, comedian kept telling people "don't be afraid, its all a joke, it's all part of the joke" while he was raping teens left and right.
people attacked the bartender to stop him but comedian kept saying "you guys, don't ruin the joke, you will get it later, just wait"
when the bartender finally cum inside a teen pussy by force. everyone got quiet, he just laid next to victim who were probably bleeding internally and lighted a cigar and said " we lied, there is no joke, i just wanted to rape your kids in front of you lol" and then everyone raged and attacked him.
good looking king and the poor ugly man
back in ancient history, there was a king famous for his looks and wealth. one day going for the royal hunt and he saw a poor and ulgy man in the woods. he hysterically started laughing at the guy. the king said "you are the opposite of me, while im the best looking and richest man, you are ugliest and poorest man. you are so worthless compared to me".
ulgy poor man said "it's true i dont have looks and money, but at least i have good heart and good personality and thats worth much more than being gl and rich."
king laughed and said "lol at your cope"
then king thought, i should check people who know this man and ask them if they find him a good heart person. so they go to the village and ask someone about this ugly poor man.
the villager says "omg, him?? he is actually a rapist on the run, i thought he was caught" and then more people come forward asking if the rapist is caught.
turns out ugly poor guy is a rapist and does violence against woman. so king was like "lol he doesnt even have a good personality lmao"
he had his gurds arrest the ugly poor man to execute because he also murdered some of his victims. so the king said to him "see, you are complete opposite of me. i have good personality too and everyone love me, you are rapist." ugly man said "shut the fuck up, i never raped anyone what are you talking about?"
so they bring the witnesses and the villager who said he is a rapist on the run. and the villager was like " i was just making shit up for the laughs".
then all the woman who previously confessed to being raped came forward and said they were all joking the ugly poor man is actually very kind.
so they wanted to free him but one of the woman came forward and said " NO, he is threatening us to lie. he actually rapes and kills us, we are just afraid to confess in front of him".
then everyone started crying and admited he threanted them to lie.
the king said "omg , arrest and execute this man instantly" and gurds rush to do it but then everyone exploded from laugh. then everyone said that everything was a joke from begining. even gurds were on it. everone but king.
king sat on his throne and said " i'm really disapointed in you people, you actually waste your time pranking me for what for what?"
then one of kids ran away to the king and said "everyone is threatened to lie, again. he secretly threatened everyone in matter of seconds. just kill him he is pure evil.
king said "ha ha very funy, execute this kid now" gurds executed the kid.
the ugly poor man was devistated to see that and started confessing "the kid was right, i'm a ***** boss who controls everyone"
then the corpse of the kid started laughing, everyone was afraid. he stand up and cleaned his face "sorry, but i coudn't hold my laugh." turns out it was fake blood. it's all a freaky show for the king
2 gigachad and a trucel go into a bar
right at the entrance, trucel drops dead due to high radiation of ultramogwaves.
first gigachad asks the bartender " yo what the fuck man, dude just dropped dead. it stinks, is this how you run your bar? dead people on the ground?"
bar tender quickens and starts shoveling the floor to dug a grave.
second gigachad is shocked by the action of bartender and says " what the hell is this, this guy is crazy, call ambulance or sth"
people gather around bartender and keep him from shoveling.
bartender finally starts talking " i'm trying to get rid of the body, you guys are high and don't know what you are talking about. it's just a dead racoon, you are on molly or sth"
two gigachad stare at each other and laugh their ass off, but one of them is like " wait a minute, ok it's a racoon but why are you digging a grave at the middle of your fucking bar man?!"
bartender looked around and in shock " dude you are right, i could just use the bulldozer". he then quickly runs out and then breaks the walls and enters the bar with his bullduzzer. everyone paniced, one guy head got stuck in the bulldozer and poped.
gigachads who just figured what they are dealing with, they quickly grabbed shovel and started digging.
but one of them stopped and asked himself " wait why are we digging grave for a dead racoon while a mad man is trying to destroy his bar?"
then bartender jumps down from bullduzer and says" lmao, i was joking. don't worry, all these damage is reversibly. it's made of a element with a unique property that when heated transfers back to it's original form.
then he sets himself on fire to prove he will metamorphism into his true self, which is another gigachad. but he just burns, and screams for help.
says "knock knock", bartender says" sorry we are out of knock knock brand". comedian laughs a little and says "no i mean knock knock to tell a joke you should respond..." bartender interupts " look man, i aint looking for trouble ok. we are just out of knock knock vodka tonight. not a big deal, there is plenty of other brands, look you don't even need to pay just take everything you want.
comedian was shocked and said " no no, it's a miss understanding i was just..." bartender presses the red button below his desk and shutgon drops in his hands. "get the fuck back away from me or ill shoot, someone call the police".
comedian just panics and says " knock knock". the bartender just loses it and puts the shotgun in his mouth and screams. everyone looking at him waiting to shoot and people scream "no no don't do it".
comedian again repeats "knock knock". someone from the crown stands up and says "would you fucking stop man, cant you see he is trying to kill himself!!"
comedian repeats "knock knock". one guy in the crowd gets angry and yells " whos there?" the bartender responds in laugh "it's me you fool, i'm the one knocking the door".
everyone starts laughing as they realize it was just a joke setup in partnership with bartenders. but laughs don't last long and people start booing.
the bartender looks in the comedian's eyes and tears form. "they didn't laugh!". comedian respond in stress "it's ok, calm down. we do another joke."
bartender yells" they dont fucking believe the joke if i don't do it for real, i told you, the suicide part is crucial for this joke to land" then slowly puts the shotgun back in his mouth.
everyone laughs thinking they are goofing around, but the comedian knows this time is serious.
"no no no nooo nooooooo" bartender farts and laughs the shit out of comeidan and says "whos comedian now?"
he thought everyone will start laughing but no one laughed, everyone just cringed and it kinda had a bad smell too. comedian said "so you thought farting is funny? shame".
bartender just raged and started shooting everyone. unfortunately his wife was in the crowd and gets shot. he grab his wife's body in blood and screams "i dont give a fuck" and throws the body to side and starts raping nearby JBs.
in the meantime, comedian kept telling people "don't be afraid, its all a joke, it's all part of the joke" while he was raping teens left and right.
people attacked the bartender to stop him but comedian kept saying "you guys, don't ruin the joke, you will get it later, just wait"
when the bartender finally cum inside a teen pussy by force. everyone got quiet, he just laid next to victim who were probably bleeding internally and lighted a cigar and said " we lied, there is no joke, i just wanted to rape your kids in front of you lol" and then everyone raged and attacked him.
good looking king and the poor ugly man
back in ancient history, there was a king famous for his looks and wealth. one day going for the royal hunt and he saw a poor and ulgy man in the woods. he hysterically started laughing at the guy. the king said "you are the opposite of me, while im the best looking and richest man, you are ugliest and poorest man. you are so worthless compared to me".
ulgy poor man said "it's true i dont have looks and money, but at least i have good heart and good personality and thats worth much more than being gl and rich."
king laughed and said "lol at your cope"
then king thought, i should check people who know this man and ask them if they find him a good heart person. so they go to the village and ask someone about this ugly poor man.
the villager says "omg, him?? he is actually a rapist on the run, i thought he was caught" and then more people come forward asking if the rapist is caught.
turns out ugly poor guy is a rapist and does violence against woman. so king was like "lol he doesnt even have a good personality lmao"
he had his gurds arrest the ugly poor man to execute because he also murdered some of his victims. so the king said to him "see, you are complete opposite of me. i have good personality too and everyone love me, you are rapist." ugly man said "shut the fuck up, i never raped anyone what are you talking about?"
so they bring the witnesses and the villager who said he is a rapist on the run. and the villager was like " i was just making shit up for the laughs".
then all the woman who previously confessed to being raped came forward and said they were all joking the ugly poor man is actually very kind.
so they wanted to free him but one of the woman came forward and said " NO, he is threatening us to lie. he actually rapes and kills us, we are just afraid to confess in front of him".
then everyone started crying and admited he threanted them to lie.
the king said "omg , arrest and execute this man instantly" and gurds rush to do it but then everyone exploded from laugh. then everyone said that everything was a joke from begining. even gurds were on it. everone but king.
king sat on his throne and said " i'm really disapointed in you people, you actually waste your time pranking me for what for what?"
then one of kids ran away to the king and said "everyone is threatened to lie, again. he secretly threatened everyone in matter of seconds. just kill him he is pure evil.
king said "ha ha very funy, execute this kid now" gurds executed the kid.
the ugly poor man was devistated to see that and started confessing "the kid was right, i'm a ***** boss who controls everyone"
then the corpse of the kid started laughing, everyone was afraid. he stand up and cleaned his face "sorry, but i coudn't hold my laugh." turns out it was fake blood. it's all a freaky show for the king
2 gigachad and a trucel go into a bar
right at the entrance, trucel drops dead due to high radiation of ultramogwaves.
first gigachad asks the bartender " yo what the fuck man, dude just dropped dead. it stinks, is this how you run your bar? dead people on the ground?"
bar tender quickens and starts shoveling the floor to dug a grave.
second gigachad is shocked by the action of bartender and says " what the hell is this, this guy is crazy, call ambulance or sth"
people gather around bartender and keep him from shoveling.
bartender finally starts talking " i'm trying to get rid of the body, you guys are high and don't know what you are talking about. it's just a dead racoon, you are on molly or sth"
two gigachad stare at each other and laugh their ass off, but one of them is like " wait a minute, ok it's a racoon but why are you digging a grave at the middle of your fucking bar man?!"
bartender looked around and in shock " dude you are right, i could just use the bulldozer". he then quickly runs out and then breaks the walls and enters the bar with his bullduzzer. everyone paniced, one guy head got stuck in the bulldozer and poped.
gigachads who just figured what they are dealing with, they quickly grabbed shovel and started digging.
but one of them stopped and asked himself " wait why are we digging grave for a dead racoon while a mad man is trying to destroy his bar?"
then bartender jumps down from bullduzer and says" lmao, i was joking. don't worry, all these damage is reversibly. it's made of a element with a unique property that when heated transfers back to it's original form.
then he sets himself on fire to prove he will metamorphism into his true self, which is another gigachad. but he just burns, and screams for help.
