[Blue Pill] girls only want 1 thing

[hurt]

[Altruist]

food!

[Altruist]

and white wine

[ascended master]

they want BIG n SWOLE males MAN

[Prince]

for you to be 1 point better looking than them

[MysteriousWeeb420]

my genetic material inside them?

[sin]

dont see any children so its incomplete

[Honest]

Rabbit sex

[anonymousloser]

[earth2]

girls just want to have fun is what they say... what is fun❓ a nice picnic in the meadows when the weather is nice... （ ・∀・）we eat chocolate cake and drink some chamomile tee, exhausted after picking up fruit and mushrooms in the forest with the help of our little squirrel friends... （ ・∀・）'what is it you got there❓', she asks... I sprinkle a little bit of magick powder on her hair, which I was hiding up my sleeve, and she starts giggling...! ✨ we look to the west, a nice view of the sunset in the horizon, at a point where the light is just bright enough to soothe the spirit... （ ・∀・）as we watch the sinking orange sun disappear behind the green little mountains, we talk with serendipity about our most treasured memories and dreams... （ ・∀・）the sky gets darker, it becomes gradually chillier, so we sit by a bonfire which the gnomes prepared for us... we sit by the bonfire and sing folk songs with the gnomes and little animals circling around us... （ ・∀・）the calming circling movements of the little froggies and the little foxes and squirrels make us drowsy, so we fall into a deep, restful sleep, and our gnome friends cover us with a pink cozy blanket, allowing us to go on dreaming indefinitely by the faint light of the bonfire... （ ・∀・） magical dreams...

[Dolly Buster]

I'm realizing that my 1st cousin (who has only High School for education) is married to a Ph.D. chemist

[Dolly Buster]

I mean it's weird that she would marry such a flunker, since we were taught about hypergamy by Rollo Tomassi and other assmericans

[Repsel1001]