[LOL] Just came downtown to go to some coffee shops, already triggered two people

[AlbanianLegend1994]

Turned right on a red light (it’s illegal here) and parked, then some dude looked 35 or something wearing shades turned too (after the light had turned green I guess), rolled down his window, pulls up next to me and goes “you turned on a red light,” I told him, “mind your own business man,” then I got out of my car and he kept yapping then I told him “fuck you” and kept walking onto my destination, he was so mad that he honked at me lmao 



Second one, I was loitering in front of a building texting someone but not blocking the entrance then this masked boomer goes to me “excusez moi monsieur, come ooooon!” He said the come on part in a very girly way and I just imitated it exactly as he said it and then he mumbled something under his breath 

Why am I triggering so many people today man, just came out here to have a chill day. Canadians are so mentally ill bro 

[AlbanianLegend1994]

Accumulated so many haters yesterday idk why man

Friends, family, etc and these strangers in particular

Haven't had confrontations like these in a long time

I'm just a chill dude bro, I'm not manifesting any of this

[brocode]

translation of the thread: low inhib chad does whatever he wants and people are angry they cant be like him

[AlbanianLegend1994]

translation of the thread: low inhib chad does whatever he wants and people are angry they cant be like him

Only thing is "mind your own business" was still kinda not strong enough, tbh. It just came to me naturally to say.

I should have said "who the fuck cares, lol" and commented on his ugly nerd face. (Tbh he just looked like a nerd with shades). But stuff like this gives me momentum and prepares me better for next time

But the most satisfying part was telling him "fuck you" as I was walking on to my destination. We were on a one way street (my destination was on the opposite direction, behind him), so he couldn't give me a rebuttal when I yelled that at him and started walking away. Only thing he could do was honk lmao

He was so triggered.

[lonelyjak]

Turned right on a red light (it’s illegal here) and parked, then some dude looked 35 or something wearing shades turned too (after the light had turned green I guess), rolled down his window, pulls up next to me and goes “you turned on a red light,” I told him, “mind your own business man,” then I got out of my car and he kept yapping then I told him “fuck you” and kept walking onto my destination, he was so mad that he honked at me lmao 



Second one, I was loitering in front of a building texting someone but not blocking the entrance then this masked boomer goes to me “excusez moi monsieur, come ooooon!” He said the come on part in a very girly way and I just imitated it exactly as he said it and then he mumbled something under his breath 

Why am I triggering so many people today man, just came out here to have a chill day. Canadians are so mentally ill bro 

the nanobots in the vaxx are causing a mass spergout in vaxxmaxxers

[Dolly Buster]

Was there an additional light that said "green to go right, conditional on there being no traffic"

[AlbanianLegend1994]

Was there an additional light that said "green to go right, conditional on there being no traffic"

We don't have "conditional on there being no traffic" lights.

But the picture you posted is kinda what I had in front of me. But the arrow was red and I had to wait for it to turn green.

[Dolly Buster]

 
We don't have "conditional on there being no traffic" lights.

But the picture you posted is kinda what I had in front of me. But the arrow was red and I had to wait for it to turn green.

Really. Here the Conditional arrow is never red, but it's either nonexistent, or in the case it lights up green, it means you can make a right turn.

This happens all the time when I drive my mom to work, I have to make sure there are no pedestrians before proceeding right.

For some reason while I'm driving I can't think of any word for Pederstrians (either english or serbian) except the french term piétons.

So I literally say shit like: "I have to make sure there are no... Pietons now."

[AlbanianLegend1994]

 
We don't have "conditional on there being no traffic" lights.

But the picture you posted is kinda what I had in front of me. But the arrow was red and I had to wait for it to turn green.

Really. Here the Conditional arrow is never red, but it's either nonexistent, or in the case it lights up green, it means you can make a right turn.

This happens all the time when I drive my mom to work, I have to make sure there are no pedestrians before proceeding right.

For some reason while I'm driving I can't think of any word for Pederstrians (either english or serbian) except the french term piétons.

So I literally say shit like: "I have to make sure there are no... Pietons now."

There are at least 3 hidden easter eggs in this post.