does anything mog harder than being a PAY TO WIN gamer?
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Year: 2015

you spent the last 5 days slaving in a high cortisol/exhausted daze. Your tasks are manageable, albeit at the cost of your sanity and personal time, with the help of stimulants. This is not your best life. You just don't have it. You are an exceptionally average individual with one glaring exception. You have no friends. Now, maybe you think you do, but then again, here you are on a friday night, 5 hours into your gaming session, alone with only the light of your flimsy laptop screen in your room

this doenst matter right now. you've been looking forward to this for a long time. Waiting for public transportation, you thought about the cool things you would do. In the bathroom you check the wiki for strategies.  You aren't one for self-pity. This is relaxing. Everything will work out. Starting with this quest once you get back. 

suddenly a user with an obnoxious username (its glowing, with a special color that costs 20$<) shows up in a helicopter above you. You didn't know those existed. it's supposed to be a fantasy game. That's cool i guess


WTF?????? WTF WTF WTF NO NO NO NO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING. WHO DOES THIS KID THINK HE IS??? in a fraction of a second, he shot a heat seeking missle at you and you blew up, dropping all your items and loosing valueable expierence points. All the work of the last 5 hours was erased. Mayb more.

   as the cyberbullying victim @kathisterima puts it 

Quote:I lost control of my emotions and got flooded with immense elliot rodger tier incel rage

I started bashing my head at the wall, on objects, punching myself in the skull and other soft methods of self harm, because of course im too pussy to do anything serious, even when Im not fully conscious

I also starting yelling insults which basically revolved around wishing people get cancer or suffer in some way

I had intense fiery rage that I couldn't quench, and it was the worst feeling ever. I felt like I was suffocating

But it's all good now, or maybe not. I still wanna go ER, but I feel more beat up than anything else now.


emerging from a pool of sweat, he opens up his internet and rants and raves for an hour about it to anyone who will listen. He goes to bed with a sinking feeling in his stomach, tossing and turning 

through the other end of the screen, the guy who killed you is very aware of this, and gained dopamine points corresponding to seeing 2 bookism notifications. On to his next victim. Just another day for lifes WINNER.
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by this logic then cheating is funnier. it won't take too much for the game to suddenly become boring too. I think I've never see any p2w game last or outcompete non-p2w games too. see the historic of 'most played games' esp. the more competitive ones such as cs, lol, and those that peak towering over all even if not lasting or living consistently
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(22-02-2023, 07:00 AM)missingmaxilla Wrote:
(22-02-2023, 05:55 AM)Archimedes Wrote: by this logic then cheating is funnier. it won't take too much for the game to suddenly become boring too. I think I've never see any p2w game last or outcompete non-p2w games too. see the historic of 'most played games' esp. the more competitive ones such as cs, lol, and those that peak towering over all even if not lasting or living consistently

cheating is funny.
the most fun I've had while gaming is ragehacking in DBD or league of legends

rage hacking in league? hard to get away with it. maybe a game and thats it. not really worth given how much it costs to buy a ranked ready account.
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(22-02-2023, 05:55 AM)Archimedes Wrote: by this logic then cheating is funnier. it won't take too much for the game to suddenly become boring too. I think I've never see any p2w game last or outcompete non-p2w games too. see the historic of 'most played games' esp. the more competitive ones such as cs, lol, and those that peak towering over all even if not lasting or living consistently

im a cheater too, but pay 2 win is usally better bc mmo type games have a lot of work to it and drop on death, most people just seem to want to grind
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