19-02-2023, 09:11 PM
These two lesbians I played foosball against with my friend. One of them (black girl who moved here from London) told me her 21 year old friend likes "Middle Eastern-looking guys with dark features that look like you" and she's visiting from London next month and she got my number to hook me up with her. But she's staying for only one week
Then there was this crazy 31 year old schizo white chick (she called herself "native" but she's probably like 2%) that I'll make a separate thread about later cuz I recorded this banderas-worthy video of her. This one didn't show much interest in me and even called me "colonialist" a few times but after the party we went to a hookah lounge and this black girl we were with told her she sees us two together and she was like "whatever I guess I'll see where it goes" and I got her number
And lastly and probably the best one was this 28 year old Sudanese girl WITH a boyfriend (I used to work with this guy and btw, I didn't know they were together until later in the night). Like she was flirting with me the whole night when he wasn't around, at one point I was sitting on the sofa and she goes to me, "you look like one of us, you have the nose, forehead (that's a neg I think), eyes... I thought you were part Ethiopian or something." She told me to get up and dance with her at some point (I'm a fucking horrible dancer btw) and she was feeling me up. Later we were in the same room with her boyfriend (guy I used to work with) and she was like "go ask him if we can dance again," but I was like I can't do that, and besides he was talking to someone else and I couldn't interrupt. Bro my black friend tried to get her number later and she was like "no, you a HOOD nigga like 50 cent, I like real men"
Then there was this crazy 31 year old schizo white chick (she called herself "native" but she's probably like 2%) that I'll make a separate thread about later cuz I recorded this banderas-worthy video of her. This one didn't show much interest in me and even called me "colonialist" a few times but after the party we went to a hookah lounge and this black girl we were with told her she sees us two together and she was like "whatever I guess I'll see where it goes" and I got her number
And lastly and probably the best one was this 28 year old Sudanese girl WITH a boyfriend (I used to work with this guy and btw, I didn't know they were together until later in the night). Like she was flirting with me the whole night when he wasn't around, at one point I was sitting on the sofa and she goes to me, "you look like one of us, you have the nose, forehead (that's a neg I think), eyes... I thought you were part Ethiopian or something." She told me to get up and dance with her at some point (I'm a fucking horrible dancer btw) and she was feeling me up. Later we were in the same room with her boyfriend (guy I used to work with) and she was like "go ask him if we can dance again," but I was like I can't do that, and besides he was talking to someone else and I couldn't interrupt. Bro my black friend tried to get her number later and she was like "no, you a HOOD nigga like 50 cent, I like real men"
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