06-02-2023, 08:48 PM
Lucifer loved God more than anything. All the angels did. God decided socializing was dumb and nobody really loved God, so God locked itself in a room and jerked off over the erotic fanfic it was writing.
God spent a few days focusing on world building, slapped TotallyOriginalCharacter-NotGod-Adam into a literal paradise and gave them a perfect waifu who would be forever beautiful, breedable, and submissive.
Lucy couldn't believe God would take all of their love and throw it away. Ignore each and every one of the angels. Spend all of God's time as a neet obsessing over a shitty Gary Stu fanfic.
It hurt. So Lucy grabbed a few of the other angels to try and get God outside to touch grass.
God saw this as betrayal and threw them out of God's Mom's house, and told them they sucked and could never come back.
Lucy is crying because no matter how much it loved and cared for God, God was too autistic to return those emotions.
God spent a few days focusing on world building, slapped TotallyOriginalCharacter-NotGod-Adam into a literal paradise and gave them a perfect waifu who would be forever beautiful, breedable, and submissive.
Lucy couldn't believe God would take all of their love and throw it away. Ignore each and every one of the angels. Spend all of God's time as a neet obsessing over a shitty Gary Stu fanfic.
It hurt. So Lucy grabbed a few of the other angels to try and get God outside to touch grass.
God saw this as betrayal and threw them out of God's Mom's house, and told them they sucked and could never come back.
Lucy is crying because no matter how much it loved and cared for God, God was too autistic to return those emotions.
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