my roommate has literal autism

[Noonz]

-fat and chinless
-paces back and forth at night like a weirdo
-stiff walk and npc-like movements
-whispers/mumbles to himself and always talks too fast
-lies a lot and acts like an asshole with zero tact
-does nothing but watch shitty movies, play video games, and eat chips (I’ll hear this dude chewing chips extremely loudly at even 1 a.m. sometimes)
-literally only showered once a week until he started getting bullied about it
-dumb and has zero intellectual curiosity
-lets people walk all over him and take his stuff that his GRANDMA buys for him, and he’s scared to even leave the room and knock on someone else’s door sometimes, so he asks me to

and yes, he uses anime profile pics online and animal characters in fortnite. this dude’s all around a cringelord and exactly how I imagine a good portion of people online to be. all the more motivation to be a cool loner instead of whatever the fuck this is.

[Born2Mog]

KILL HIM

[AlbanianLegend1994]

WITH FIRE

[Steppenwolf]

i have four of these traits

[lonelyjak]

-fat and chinless
-paces back and forth at night like a weirdo
-stiff walk and npc-like movements
-whispers/mumbles to himself and always talks too fast (sometimes)
-lies a lot and acts like an asshole with zero tact
-does nothing but watch shitty movies, play video games, and eat chips (I’ll hear this dude chewing chips extremely loudly at even 1 a.m. sometimes)
-literally only showered once a week until he started getting bullied about it
-dumb and has zero intellectual curiosity
-lets people walk all over him and take his stuff that his GRANDMA buys for him, and he’s scared to even leave the room and knock on someone else’s door sometimes, so he asks me to


three of these apply to me