[News] rp thread

[righetousman]

u are in a world with giatspider demons and pirates, they are all out to get u get u what race do u exterminate first

first the giantspoider attackes your boat what do u do they are poisonos 


i have 2 revolvers with surgery ammo which improves eye area and a cutting jawsword and u cannot change loadout of other people
rule 2 u cant kill the demons because they are immortal with bloodswords

i start with slashing half the spiders in half  but they just mulityply what do we do it and it cuts down my height by 3 inches making me a manlet like in the pic with the 2 stacies fram and heightmoging that tiny dude

[ethnicmogger]

im stroking my dick btw

[Altruist]

leave the forum

[ethnicmogger]

leave the forum

i kill this guy with my katana bleed build which procs a bleed status effect causing him to die a painful death while im cumming and stroking my wet dick yeahh ohhh and
i killed all tghe spiders and they died ez wins because i had guns and laser shield too

[righetousman]

ok bro now u can choose new attributes so u can increase ur looks 
either by
1 inch heigh
0.5 inch to dick
1+ attribute point to jaw
1+ attribute point to eye era

[righetousman]

[righetousman]

rope has appeared

[ethnicmogger]

rope has appeared

I choose eye area buff + use rope to slay high inhib zomboids

[kathisterima]

wtf is this account even

[righetousman]

female approaches:

u can either
-force
-slay
-ignore

[ethnicmogger]

I choose ignore their feminine politics have no impact on my day to day life neither do i want to apply unnecessary harm to earths creatures.

I move 2 blocks to the east and start playing halo 2

[righetousman]

demons approach they rip out ur jaw losing 1 atribute point
the giantess has put a bounty on your head

[righetousman]

halo 2 gives u +5 atribute on eye erea but causing status effect fat

[ethnicmogger]

demons approach they rip out ur jaw losing 1 atribute point
the giantess has put a bounty on your head

good for her idgaf hoes stay mad
i continue playing halo 2 in solitude

[grausamkeit]

female approaches:

u can either
-force
-slay
-ignore

hey... i found you cute... maybe you want to go out for drinks sometime?