please help

[bluerose]

actual advice: organize a second key so u can use the basement to perplex ur mom who thinks u use other methods and stops checking da basement, turning her taking da key in da first place into an advantage.

[bluerose]

does ur home have a janitor/custodian? u cud ask him for a second key, i know they either have doubles or can organize a new key for u.

[MysteriousWeeb420]

Stop drinking and abuse nicotine instead. It's more addictive but signifcantly less harmful so its considered harm reduction

[bluerose]

Stop drinking and abuse nicotine instead. It's more addictive but signifcantly less harmful so its considered harm reduction

based, i drank dat merlot i posted and rn i'm slaying a whole pack of marlboro reds

[alien sex]

my father caught me watching hardcore pornography last night lol

[bluerose]

my father caught me watching hardcore pornography last night lol

what fetish did u watch

[bluerose]

over if a black guy was in in da vid

[alien sex]

over if a black guy was in in da vid

a little asian boy actually

[Altruist]

my father caught me watching hardcore pornography last night lol

High t

[bluerose]

good thread mein tiggy @Altruist

[Honest]

high fucking iq, actually. i can just say i broke a vase or something

but the main problem remains - how to get them close to the exit

thought you drank from plastic bottles

[Altruist]

thought you drank from plastic bottles

I did until recently. then i once bough higher quality wine packaged in glass (esl, sorry), and realized it tastes much better

Also, 14% vs 12,5% alc, so slightly easier to get drunk

[Altruist]

My mom didnt check the basement, btw. Meaning i have extra time to fix this issue

Ideally, she leaves the apartment, i find the keys, unlock the basement and just take the bottles out, but she is high iq, so if she decides to hide something from me, i wont be able to find it even in a 30 sq m room

[B00X]

JFL

[B00X]

good thread