was riding scooter doing doordash and split my head open

[numb digger]

rode into a tree branch at 30mph

can see my skull jfl

wish it had just fucking killed me

god made josh cohen nigh indestructible to torture him

[numb digger]

josh cohen will get the last laugh

gonna slit my wrist and bleed out. im so fucking sick of this life

[numb digger]

cohen is the lucky the one

[alien sex]

go 2 hospital m8

[numb digger]

go 2 hospital m8

no

[alien sex]

no

rub some dirt on it

[numb digger]

rub some dirt on it

itl heal up on its own

[hitlersblackedwaifu]

yeah I had a similar accident a few years ago while riding my bike, I hit an electricity pole

but to my defense it was almost in the middle of the road at a turn and I was looking away for any incoming cars

[numb digger]

yeah I had a similar accident a few years ago while riding my bike, I hit an electricity pole

but to my defense it was almost in the middle of the road at a turn and I was looking away for any incoming cars

It's like the universe is torturing us but won't let us die

[B00X]

go to the hospital maybe they can give you facial surgery of some sort