Just realized I’m dating an npc, so incredibly dull it’s infuriating
#1
I asked, what did you get up to today?
‘Rode my bike around and got cookies’
Incredible. Then I ask haha do you have one of those little baskets to carry the cookies? Cute
‘I used my backpack’
Awesome. Literally no braincells used to make that response. Every conversation goes about the same. 
Literally no depth, I glitched the fucking matrix and started dating a genuine brainless npc with nothing of interest at all to say ever. No hobbies, no sense of humor, no intellect, no curiosity, no secrets or complicated human traits. Completely soulless and unfascinating. And I’m someone who finds humans very interesting. 
And the worst part? 
Not even cute
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#2
Girllll RUN
 "Madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push."
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(01-04-2026, 06:12 AM)Iblameher Wrote: Girllll RUN

Stahhp should I 🤭
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#4
Honestly I don’t even know how I let myself get in this situation. It was like our fourth time hanging out together and he was like heh guess we’re boyfriend girlfriend now huh. And I was like okay if you say so. I think I need to overdose on painkillers and when he visits me in the hospital I’ll tell him I’m sorry but I don’t want to pull you into my shit.. leave.. for your own good
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(01-04-2026, 06:17 AM)Pi33baby Wrote: Honestly I don’t even know how I let myself get in this situation. It was like our fourth time hanging out together and he was like heh guess we’re boyfriend girlfriend now huh. And I was like okay if you say so. I think I need to overdose on painkillers and when he visits me in the hospital I’ll tell him I’m sorry but I don’t want to pull you into my shit.. leave.. for your own good

Try to start a healthy conversation first  Blush
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(01-04-2026, 06:23 AM)Iblameher Wrote: Try to start a healthy conversation first  Blush

I’ve literally never done that in my life and I won’t start now
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#7
just use him for his body, girl, make him act like a slut for u, turn him into a horny gooner, ur dog, addicted to sending u pics of him acting like a needy boy, make him arch his back for u, slap his ass, then, when u've conditioned him into a toy, dump his ass by telling him u wanna do the same to more boys like him out there, be chad.
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#8
Eyeroll
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(01-04-2026, 07:17 AM)bluerose Wrote: just use him for his body, girl, make him act like a slut for u, turn him into a horny gooner, ur dog, addicted to sending u pics of him acting like a needy boy, make him arch his back for u, slap his ass, then, when u've conditioned him into a toy, dump his ass by telling him u wanna do the same to more boys like him out there, be chad.

This is honestly a genius mindset. Here I am waiting around for crumbs of affection when I need to flip this whole thing on its head. New rule: IDGAF about him he’ll need to beg for my attention now. He is literally nothing to me, I am the alpha and I an using his ass!
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#10
good mindset shift. be in control.
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#11
I thought you liked foids
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#12
idk it’s kind of endearing to bike arnd with cookies but if u don’t like him just say the truth asap. he’s going to do random shit and you’ll just hate him 
 

if i liked someone and they were biking arnd eith cookies it’s be the cutest thing ever
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(01-04-2026, 02:17 PM)Mr Looks Wrote: I thought you liked foids

I’m a complex individual
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(01-04-2026, 03:06 PM)machinelves Wrote: idk it’s kind of endearing to bike arnd with cookies but if u don’t like him just say the truth asap. he’s going to do random shit and you’ll just hate him 
 

if i liked someone and they were biking arnd eith cookies it’s be the cutest thing ever

No the biking thing is fine it was the “I used my backpack” part that pissed me off.
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#15
(01-04-2026, 04:45 PM)uPi33baby Wrote: No the biking thing is fine it was the “I used my backpack” part that pissed me off.

putting his cookies in his bag is cute and a pretty neutral action overall

i just think u dont like him lol
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