I've officially become a beercuck
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last summer, i grew tired of the sickly sweetness of cider and vodka mixers and decided to start exclusively drinking beer.

never thought i'd say this, but ive now become a cuck for beer. mostly lager, but recently i've even been enjoying the occasional guinness and red ale. it's... actually refreshing?
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#2
based phytoestrogen enjoyer
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#3
(31-03-2026, 01:25 AM)Ritten Wrote: based phytoestrogen enjoyer

yeah, it's something that only the most hormonally resilient alphas can enjoy
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#4
It's the alcohol with the best taste i'd say (not the highest bar)

Btw when you turn 15 or so and don't become a drunkard do they take away your english citizenship or what
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#5
might start drinking to block rem sleep tbh
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#6
alcohol's value is determined by how healthy it is cuz dat affects the duration and longevity of its positive "buzz" dopamine-raising effects, if u just drink trashy drinks ur body isn't just being cheated out of an ideal drunk state but is gonna eventually experience more cortisol overall than good feelings from including alcohol in ur life, as the general feeling of unhealthiness and the frequent hangovers overtake the positive experience, which is self-abuse

as such, red wine is the only acceptable form of it, white wine and beer seem acceptable but are stupid choices, and the rest is total poison and pointless.
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#7
alcohol is a joke
beer is a bad joke
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(31-03-2026, 03:48 AM)mogs_me Wrote: alcohol is a joke
beer is a bad joke

weed best tbh
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(31-03-2026, 01:38 AM)Honest Wrote: yeah, it's something that only the most hormonally resilient alphas can enjoy
This
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#10
i dont drink beer
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(31-03-2026, 03:47 AM)bluerose Wrote: alcohol's value is determined by how healthy it is cuz dat affects the duration and longevity of its positive "buzz" dopamine-raising effects, if u just drink trashy drinks ur body isn't just being cheated out of an ideal drunk state but is gonna eventually experience more cortisol overall than good feelings from including alcohol in ur life, as the general feeling of unhealthiness and the frequent hangovers overtake the positive experience, which is self-abuse

as such, red wine is the only acceptable form of it, white wine and beer seem acceptable but are stupid choices, and the rest is total poison and pointless.

vodka is the least harmful form. water and ethanol no bullshit in it. will be the healthiest per standard drink
i guess you could argue there is more potential for abuse though
whats so good about red wine? muh resveratrol?
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#12
if youre going to drink might as well do it in style
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#13
welcome to the men's club *burp*
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(31-03-2026, 04:42 AM)alien sex Wrote: vodka is the least harmful form. water and ethanol no bullshit in it. will be the healthiest per standard drink
i guess you could argue there is more potential for abuse though
whats so good about red wine? muh resveratrol?

alcohol on its own is not healthy, retard.
u realize for red wine u have crimson red grapes AND their seeds crushed and fermented so all da good stuff gets heavily concentrated, u can't even compare it to unprocessed grape juice which is a diluted sugarwater compared to wine, cuz on top of it containing more bitter plant compounds it gets even better cuz wine has no sugar in it, so ur body is essentially ingesting a maximally healthy syrup of da best substances nature can produce (there's a reason grape seed extracts on their own get taken by nootropic and healthmaxxing people) WITHOUT dat blood sugar spike meaning it's extremely stimulating for ur cells.

if u just drink vodka it's like eating a loaf of white bread, all of it gets broken down into glucose, why would dat b healthy? 

What
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(31-03-2026, 05:18 AM)bluerose Wrote: alcohol on its own is not healthy, retard.
u realize for red wine u have crimson red grapes AND their seeds crushed and fermented so all da good stuff gets heavily concentrated, u can't even compare it to unprocessed grape juice which is a diluted sugarwater compared to wine, cuz on top of it containing more bitter plant compounds it gets even better cuz wine has no sugar in it, so ur body is essentially ingesting a maximally healthy syrup of da best substances nature can produce (there's a reason grape seed extracts on their own get taken by nootropic and healthmaxxing people) WITHOUT dat blood sugar spike meaning it's extremely stimulating for ur cells.

if u just drink vodka it's like eating a loaf of white bread, all of it gets broken down into glucose, why would dat b healthy? 

What

rather be drunk than depressed as shit

at a certain point no one cares abt longevity
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