0 (ZERO) darkeningstar's mentions of his imaginary gf

[Altruist]

on both looksmax and lookstheory ever



of course, it turns out he had one the entire time and they, conventionally, broke up (read: "this way i won't be asked about details and i can just brush questions off with generic "i dumped her because she was annoying" type replies") with her just before someone actually asked him to say something explicit about his slayer ass' ltr status



moral of the story: dont go against 140+ guys with 99.999th percentile life experience not even on an obscure anonymous forum, because you WILL get hurt.

[hitlersblackedwaifu]

yeah I also lied about having a girlfriend in highschool to my psychiatrist so she can shut the fuck up about me being romantically underachieving

then later I thought my lie sounds too convenient, and if anyone would want to lie he'd go about it the same way as I did. Phail.

[Darkeningstar]

How does it feel to find someone who’s better than you at almost everything? That’s the question you’ll have to ask yourself when you go to bed…
It’s hard to come to terms with the fact that you’ve found (however unlikely it may be) someone on some obscure forum who’s better than you, even though you’re quite a bit smarter than average. Right?

You’re my slut 

[Darkeningstar]

And obsessed, ofc

[Altruist]

yeah I also lied about having a girlfriend in highschool to my psychiatrist so she can shut the fuck up about me being romantically underachieving

then later I thought my lie sounds too convenient, and if anyone would want to lie he'd go about it the same way as I did. Phail.

He has yet to realize tis, unfortunately

[Altruist]

H

[Darkeningstar]

It's over, fatass, go back to your mummy
And you've never been able to answer a single question of mine

[Darkeningstar]

I've given you far too many bones today; if you behave yourself, I might reply to you sometime in the future 

[Altruist]

Zero, man

[Mr Looks]

yeah I also lied about having a girlfriend in highschool to my psychiatrist so she can shut the fuck up about me being romantically underachieving

then later I thought my lie sounds too convenient, and if anyone would want to lie he'd go about it the same way as I did. Phail.

PSLB imitates life

[Altruist]

Another unanimous btfo. Also shocking.

[bluerose]

Another unanimous btfo. Also shocking.

tbh u hunting him was high iq, now most da forum population sees him as an estrogenic cretin who refuses hierarchy.

[hitlersblackedwaifu]

tbh u hunting him was high iq, now most da forum population sees him as an estrogenic cretin who refuses hierarchy.

No I was a first one who humbled him and bullied him away, OP was the one who brought him back, back when they were posting together on pajeetmaxxing. Ik u have a gay crush for OP but even he will tell you that you have to give props where props are due.

[bluerose]

No I was a first one who humbled him and bullied him away, OP was the one who brought him back, back when they were posting together on pajeetmaxxing. Ik u have a gay crush for OP but even he will tell you that you have to give props where props are due.

big if true, waiting for @"RL_autist" to confirm

[Altruist]

No I was a first one who humbled him and bullied him away, OP was the one who brought him back, back when they were posting together on pajeetmaxxing. Ik u have a gay crush for OP but even he will tell you that you have to give props where props are due.

dont remember this because i wasn't as active lately, but props if you saw through his cringe fake persona too

the overly generalized and distanced posting style while attempting to signal all of the S tier virtues of a male was a huge wake up sign for me