when I was in high school, one of the main insults was

[Prince]

"I would have been your dad, except some mexican jumped in line"

this despite the fact that there were several mexican kids in our friend group

kids are based af

[MVP]

If the dog wasnt faster, i would have been your father

[Prince]

If the dog wasnt faster, i would have been your father

It would be more based to replace dog with Austrian or Turk

[Prince]

or southern Italian

[ascended master]

If the dog wasnt faster, i would have been your father

dogpill is so brutal tbh