[Aspie] those bastards from the army are giving me cortisol spike

[kathisterima]

they trying to take me in and I have to go through 5 different commissions not to waste 12 more months of my life doing utterly nothing

apart from having no knees, and not having finished my studies yet, I am in the worst mental state a person can be. They are making it really difficult for me...

and to add to that my whore mother is bitching about it when I said NO BITCH I AM NOT GOING

How can life suck this bad

[Busty Doll]

Oh, you are eligible for Greek conscription? Is that why you were disproportionately upset about the college thing

[Mr Looks]

At least it's EZ to go ER while on army

[kathisterima]

My life's really shit

[Sexual chocolate]

Get declared medically unfit

[MVP]

Get declared medically unfit

yeah just get diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia like me

[kathisterima]

Get declared medically unfit

that's what Im gonna do yeh

[Altruist]

2 words: david, goggins

[Busty Doll]

I feared conscription from an early age. Back in the 1980s I was trying to figure ways to dodge it.

In 1996 I panicked at my first military medical invite in the mail.

If you are in college you can postpone it until max 35 or something.

But they really make it impossible to avoid service: if you want to for example renounce your citizenship, the law says "...and to renounce citizenship, you first have to clear conscription."

Then the new pro-EU government started to gradually abolish conscription. They first cut it from 12 months to 6 etc.

But my time was coming nonetheless. I even remember president Tadic saying around 2007: "...but those who are military aged today need to still be conscripted."


In the end I was able to pull corruptive strings, and have myself declared medically unfit.

[Busty Doll]

This works well for me when Pretending to be female online. Namely I can credibly say: "You guys will have to go to war HAHAHA" and other forumgoers are like "Wow, it does actually sound like this person has no fear of being drafted."

[kathisterima]

I feared conscription from an early age. Back in the 1980s I was trying to figure ways to dodge it.

In 1996 I panicked at my first military medical invite in the mail.

If you are in college you can postpone it until max 35 or something.

But they really make it impossible to avoid service: if you want to for example renounce your citizenship, the law says "...and to renounce citizenship, you first have to clear conscription."

Then the new pro-EU government started to gradually abolish conscription. They first cut it from 12 months to 6 etc.

But my time was coming nonetheless. I even remember president Tadic saying around 2007: "...but those who are military aged today need to still be conscripted."


In the end I was able to pull corruptive strings, and have myself declared medically unfit.

mirin

conscription time was 9 months here, until 2019 when the fascist government (same one that wants to kick me out of uni) decided it should punish young people by increasing time to 12 months and making the exemption process even more difficult

[Busty Doll]

The downside is, around 3-4 years ago I started noticing that aristocrats were being sent to military academies.

For example you are prince of UAE, they send you to a British military school.


So I was like: "Hey I should do this! For fun!"

But you see in this case, possibly my Faux Ineptness could be a problem?

[thesupremegentleman]

i recommend you go despite not wanting to. its gonna heal u trust

[thesupremegentleman]

it may actually save you should force yourself and drag your lifeless corpse into recruitment tbhj

[machinelves]

wtf they want everyone they can get for ww3

if u have depression diagnosis u should be able to get out of it ez