Could we all survive a zombie apocalypse?

[n9wiff]

Just food for thought 

I think we could make it a good few months 

Initially we'll have some hurdles, amd we have to babysit a few overweight and alcoholic members because eventually their stash will run out and they will have withdrawal issues. 

We need guys to go out and scout for food too. @M1NT and I could be on nightguard duty as we are completely fine with inverse sleep schedules. I am not physically capable for anything else 

Gymcels like bebe and kath could be our aces assuming kath's knee will heal 

Eventually guys like r'l, tyger and cryingIRL would by through brute force cure their obesity and respective addictions and become really valuable assets 

Achathin is resident warrior due to his martial arts training

R'l would mediate interactions with any other group of survivors or newly formed factions. He would sort of be the de facto head of relations.

[maxell]

You need a pump shotgun, first aid sprays, a mixture of herbs and a gun with lots of ammo.

[n9wiff]

You need a pump shotgun, first aid sprays, a mixture of herbs and a gun with lots of ammo.

Resident evil type shit 👀

[maxell]

Resident evil type shit 👀

It works there.

[Altruist]

Just food for thought 

I think we could make it a good few months 

Initially we'll have some hurdles, amd we have to babysit a few overweight and alcoholic members because eventually their stash will run out and they will have withdrawal issues. 

We need guys to go out and scout for food too. @M1NT and I could be on nightguard duty as we are completely fine with inverse sleep schedules. I am not physically capable for anything else 

Gymcels like bebe and kath could be our aces assuming kath's knee will heal 

Eventually guys like r'l, tyger and cryingIRL would by through brute force cure their obesity and respective addictions and become really valuable assets 

Achathin is resident warrior due to his martial arts training

R'l would mediate interactions with any other group of survivors or newly formed factions. He would sort of be the de facto head of relations.

this would get us all raped, tortured and killed within a week, lmao

[n9wiff]

this would get us all raped, tortured and killed within a week, lmao

Yeah, on second thought we best leave this position to slop

[slop slinger]

I think my pet's ability to survive a zombie apocalypse will depend on how quickly he is able to mentally recover from the realization that his forum legacy pales in comparison to mine.

[n9wiff]

I think my pet's ability to survive a zombie apocalypse will depend on how quickly he is able to mentally recover from the realization that his forum legacy pales in comparison to mine.

Will be hard considering he'd have to first live with you mogging him to the max 24/7 IRL

It eats away at the brain, very non-condusive the the mental state of any individual

Mog or be mogged

[Altruist]

I think my pet's ability to survive a zombie apocalypse will depend on how quickly he is able to mentally recover from the realization that his forum legacy pales in comparison to mine.

no idea why are you insisting on this schtick. it's so implausible that it's not even worth entertaining

[slop slinger]

Let's all remind ourselves that in 2024 the runner-up to oxford dictionary word of the year was not "comfortably_dumb," nor was it "ridiculously_likeable" or, uhm,"legit theory," but, well, slop.

Let that sink in.

[freddie]

You faggots would ditch me in the first 12 hours

[n9wiff]

You faggots would ditch me in the first 12 hours

We all adore you

[Pi33baby]

I could. I imagine I wouldn’t be running with you all in the apocalypse though. Zombie apocalypse is kind of my ideal world, like it’s the thing I fantasize about when going to sleep. I have multiple plans laid out for different scenarios and with different people. I’ve even thought about how quickly inbreeding and incest would occur if I were surviving with my ideal group. 
You guys would probably benefit from having me around, but no way would this unstable group of retards and egomaniacs make it past say, a month. And no way would I put myself in the middle of that

[Mr Looks]

Mvp


Me

[n9wiff]

I could. I imagine I wouldn’t be running with you all in the apocalypse though. Zombie apocalypse is kind of my ideal world, like it’s the thing I fantasize about when going to sleep. I have multiple plans laid out for different scenarios and with different people. I’ve even thought about how quickly inbreeding and incest would occur if I were surviving with my ideal group. 
You guys would probably benefit from having me around, but no way would this unstable group of retards and egomaniacs make it past say, a month. And no way would I put myself in the middle of that

We are strong together 

Definitely more than a month 

The average bookism user has enough "bulk" to last a few years