The waiter winked at me

[n9wiff]

After I was staring her down for a while 

Not even a parody of the threads R'l makes, this is legit 

Asked me if I wanted some alcohol but I said I only wanted a coke 

Legit happened and I could tell she was checking me out 

My life is beginning

[n9wiff]

She was like 5ft3 or 5ft4 too so when she was showing me to my table I heightmogged her 

That's probably why she was thinking like 

"Holy shit this guy is so tall, probably has a huge cock too wow"

[n9wiff]

I'm gonna jack off to this memory, fuck

[RuudVanNistelrooy]

Did you ask for her number?

[n9wiff]

Did you ask for her number?

No I was too scared but she made some small talk which was nice because I never had interaction with strangers in like weeks. 

She kept offering alcohol which is brutal because she thinks I look over 21 when I am in fact 18 

Maybe she just thought I was awkward person and therefore easy to sell expensive drinks too 

But nah, I'll make my own delusions and indulge myself. 

[Pi33baby]

Now you just need to stalk her at work

[Incel]

What race was she

[cryingIRL]

happened to me once, I was meeting w my father at a caffee, the garson girl looked too excited, smiling at me staring at me and her friend was also encouraging it. Even though I did nothing to provoke it. I guess I was supposed to walk up to her get her number and stuff.

[Altruist]

I'm gonna jack off to this memory, fuck

mirin

[Altruist]

She was like 5ft3 or 5ft4 too so when she was showing me to my table I heightmogged her 

That's probably why she was thinking like 

"Holy shit this guy is so tall, probably has a huge cock too wow"

correct

[superiorpisspot234]

What race was she

The right question

[n9wiff]

What race was she

Chinese