when i was 17 yo my mom asked me whether i was sleeping with women already

[MVP]

now im 34 and still havent

brutal how life has been to me

lol

the only thing i have going for me , is being the smartest man in the world

[kathisterima]

Same. I have probably suffered more than you due to women.

[Worth_Less]

The cognitive dissonance that parents (especially mothers) have for their sons is almost unbelievable at times. 

I mean, anyone else that wasn't in your immediate family, and who wasn't 20+years older than you could tell within an hour or so just by observing your looks and behavior if girls would even find you attractive.

[RuudVanNistelrooy]

Your mothers should hire an escort to pretend that they like you and to seduce you.