Todays reading

[slop slinger]

@n9wiff

[Altruist]

why does it say "ginormous pile of bullshit" on the cover?

not an ideal way of attracting readers

[slop slinger]

Atheism detected
Post rejected

[Altruist]

yeah, because there's nothing between that garbage and atheism, and because "atheism" is a word/category with actual meaning

holy iq

[slop slinger]

Death of the west exhibit a

[Busty Doll]

Death of the west exhibit a

Why are you blowing smoke up the ass of Russia

There's already plenty of morons doing that such as Tucker Glupson and Debilon Musk

[slop slinger]

your schticks at least a bit more creative, but all your metaphor are always slightly too on the nose, you just don't have that poetic sprezzatura im sorry

[slop slinger]

@Magnifique

looking forward to the tiktok ban, maybe it'll enable folx like @Altruist to be able to read more than a paragraph

[Altruist]

paragraphs.net

[Altruist]

@Magnifique

looking forward to the tiktok ban, maybe it'll enable folx like @Altruist to be able to read more than a paragraph

i've read more text before turning 25 than you will in your lifetime. demanding text with meaning and structure, not psychotic word salad spam. i understand your decision to stick to such content, though, there's no i got it-i didn't get it problem there - people who read such content always get it perfectly

[slop slinger]

dnr

[Busty Doll]

your schticks at least a bit more creative, but all your metaphor are always slightly too on the nose, you just don't have that poetic sprezzatura im sorry

Nigga I am all sprezzatura

[Busty Doll]

Speaking of the Celine cologne, I went to Celine in Milan to buy shoes, but they didn't have my size.

She mentioned Milan Fashion Week had been recently, and all the good sizes were gone.

I was given a free bottle of San Pellegrino sparkling water while I waited, I need to make it up to them

[Busty Doll]

One of my secrets of eloquence is that I have various influences.

Arabs sometimes say "make them drink all kinds of colors from the cup of death."

So I just used this on a balkancel forum, they are probably going wild over it.

[Busty Doll]

Grand Hotel et de Milan sent me a birthday card

   

It was expensive as chit to stay there, but now I'll have to again, in light of this nice gesture