lmaooo

[Altruist]

went to buy some wine for ton...today and this happens

i see a younger couple pushing their baby in the wheelchair (forgot the word for that thing in which babies are driven around by their parents) walking towards me and, when we were about to cross paths, the baby (girl, if it even matters) points at me and shouts "dad"



her mom smiles and tells her dumb fuck of a daughter: "that's not dad, that's [gentleman/mister/idk how to translate it]" (@Sassy Doll, how would you translate "striček" to english?). i just looked at her and the baby (assigned 1/2 of one proper look to each of them) and smiled, minimally. didn't even have the heart to look at the guy's face

if i was that guy, i'd be googling "painless suicide methods" right now. bs, actually, i'd be so devastated i wouldnt even care about pain

cucking of the century aside, that baby is gonna be a dumb fucking adult one day, lmao. 

i understand how insanely good i look and how normal and natural it is for a 3-yo or so to assume guys like me are gods (because, at that age, dad basically means god), tho

thank god i had 0 alcohol in my system when this happened, otherwise i'd have looked at the guy and said "looks like i mog you, bro"

[Honest]

a literal baby (super creepy that you had to specify that it was a girl btw) pointed at a fat drunkard and said "striček"... and you somehow managed to use this as fuel for a multi-paragraph fantasy?

makes sense why you've been so shameless in your recent meltdown - it's probably the most interesting things youve done in months. aside from your super high stakes multi-million euro court-cases, of course.

[Altruist]

walk off

[Honest]

walk off

mad that i was driving a car when i was half your age? enjoy walking to work in the snow, mr millionairelawyer

[Altruist]

bump

[towncel]

a literal baby (super creepy that you had to specify that it was a girl btw) pointed at a fat drunkard and said "striček"... and you somehow managed to use this as fuel for a multi-paragraph fantasy?

makes sense why you've been so shameless in your recent meltdown - it's probably the most interesting things youve done in months. aside from your super high stakes multi-million euro court-cases, of course.

Says the guy who literally quotes the most generic reddit philosopher in 2024 and who makes discount towncel & MVP blackpill threads.

[Altruist]

Says the guy who literally quotes the most generic reddit philosopher in 2024 and who makes discount towncel & MVP blackpill threads.

please don't quote him and his brother, at least not in my threads. i see posts of blocked users when someone else quotes them, and there's only so much second-hand embarrassment i can take