hilarious convo with my mom

[Altruist]

[posting this so you guys know i'm grounded/expelled from my mom's apartment/got my phone and laptop taken away from me if i stop posting]





me, coming home after work: changing clothes, taking my laptop out of my bag and hiding the 2 l bottle of (white) wine i just bought



me, a minute later: greeting my mom and telling her I've had a feeling we had a bad fight yesterday, but I can't remember if I had imagined it because of the pills i'm taking





her response: "JFL, we haven't. we can only have a bad, bad fight if i find out you are drinking again" (she thinks i stopped 3-4 months ago, lmfao)





me: oh, thank god. i have no idea why i felt this way at work today.





her: you must have had a confusing bad dream





me, realizing I'm one small error away from a disaster: must be that, yeah





me, after finishing that sentence: going to my childhood room to ... drink more than a half of it in 30 minutes or so.

Spoiler

[prince of shitskins]

i stayed at my moms house for a week during this whole saga and she kicked me out because of an argument over alcohol rationing

better to be on the street and be able to drink than deal with bullshit

[sin]

mirin u can talk to ur mum

[n9wiff]

spew tatum