[Rage] What do people get out of being a nannyparrotfagbot?

[Honest]

"wow there partner, trigger discipline? remember, keep the finger off the trigger unless youre ready to shoot!" 
"be careful when using rocks from a riverbed to cook on! they can explode because of the trapped moisture"
"woah, is that distilled water? you realise it will remove your minerals and you can die, right?"
"raw meat? ecoli has entered the chat"
and so on...

imagine being such a herdbrained retard that you have an irresistible urge to spam a word-for-word copy of a factoid that you came across on reddit or tiktok once - which youve never experientially verified... but it had a lot of upvotes, so it must be true and relevant

this is the same sort of person who goes around parroting state rhetoric in totalitarian regimes - "wow comrade, spreading such information is harmful to our glorious revolution!"

[Daily Flosser]

there's been enough accidents to warrant at least the first and fourth one

[Daily Flosser]

just watch people shoot a gun for the first time. finger immediately goes to trigger when they haven't even gotten a full grip of the thing

[prince of shitskins]

Good thread

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[n9wiff]

Brutal for redditcels

[Altruist]

I do this all the time

[Sexual chocolate]

there's been enough accidents to warrant at least the first and fourth one

[Mr Looks]

Lol at this ecolimaxxed noob