so im talking to a 6/10 becky with big boobs

[M1NT]

she puts almost zero effort into the conversation. its over

I wish I had a more exciting life so I had more stuff to talk about with her, or cool pictures to show her or whatever. im bad at coming up with random stuff to talk about, like if my life is actually boring ATM then ill be boring to talk to, but if my life is exciting ATM then ill be exciting too. I just cant make up cool shit to talk about if im not actually doing cool shit ATM

[Noonz]

my oneitis doesn't have too much to talk about either outside of whatever's immediately happening in her life

she's hot and puts the effort in to talk to me, however, and acts like I'm the funniest man in the world. her family has money as well
what more could you ask for?

[M1NT]

my oneitis doesn't have too much to talk about either outside of whatever's immediately happening in her life

she's hot and puts the effort in to talk to me, however, and acts like I'm the funniest man in the world. her family has money as well
what more could you ask for?

so why arent you all going out yet?

[M1NT]

she started getting interested in me but then I lost interest and stopped talking to her. I dont think she was super interested anyways

idk, sometimes when talking with a girl I begin to wonder if this is the best I can get, and then it makes me want to hold out for a hotter girl but then I end up with nothing

[Noonz]

so why arent you all going out yet?

We are. We just went on an hour-long walk outside at the park.

[M1NT]

We are. We just went on an hour-long walk outside at the park.

how did you all meet?

[Mr Looks]

We are. We just went on an hour-long walk outside at the park.

How can you manage to pull this off knowing chad used her as toilet without even knowing her name

[Noonz]

how did you all meet?

At work

JFL at the "don't date your coworkers" meme. Where else are you supposed to meet girls? McDonald's?

[Honest]

Suuuuure you are bro