[Black Pill] Sugar-rimmed coffee cognac with a dollop of whipped cream

[AlbanianLegend1994]

This is my go-to alcoholic drink for the colder months

In warmer months, it’s going to be a piña colada

Drinks for anytime of the year: fruit-flavored seltzer, raspberry vodka, gin and tonic 

“Haha gay, only the gin and tonic is kinda masculine”

People who masculinize or feminize drinks are compensating for the fact that they need to point to something outside of themselves as a gender-signaller because their face and/or hormones tell another story.

[Honest]

Digressing slightly, but...

Everyone's first reaction to beer/whiskey: "Ew, gross..."

But everyone also knows that you gotta drink beer/whiskey to be A REAL MAN! So, they keep drinking piss/vomit/skunk-flavoured liquid until their tastebuds are fried enough to tolerate it... "Nothing like an ice-cold beer on a warm day to quench the thirst!" And then they get upset if someone else decides that they'd rather have something that tastes halfway decent. 

Pure slave-mindset.

[AlbanianLegend1994]

Digressing slightly, but...

Everyone's first reaction to beer/whiskey: "Ew, gross..."

But everyone also knows that you gotta drink beer/whiskey to be A REAL MAN! So, they keep drinking piss/vomit/skunk-flavoured liquid until their tastebuds are fried enough to tolerate it... "Nothing like an ice-cold beer on a warm day to quench the thirst!" And then they get upset if someone else decides that they'd rather have something that tastes halfway decent. 

Pure slave-mindset.

Legit, especially beer which gets the most associated with masculinity here when it objectively tastes like shit. Same with wine 

It’s like, fuck outta here with your bs coping. I’m drinking for the effect of reduced inhibition and to get that buzz, and I’ll take the tastiest route to get there

[slop slinger]

I had a seltzer phase during the pandemic when I was drinking a lot but didn't want to get too many carbs from beer or sugar from wine. they're 100 calories a bottle. now I think they taste like shit.

My favorites:
champagne
chartreuse
vodka martini

I am often in the company though of ivy league tweed tweed jacket academics who make getting whiskey based drinks a personality thinking its giving them some kind of elevated masculinity even if their entire demeanor is feminine as fuck and are recessed to Golgotha and back. I like to get a neat bourbon on the rocks when I'm wearing a less masculine outfit tho

No matter what you do your drink choice will make it seem like you think your drink choice is a personality if you're not hot. 

[slop slinger]

tfw this one academic i met at a conference (who was frail and full on bald at 26) proposed  everyone "get a shot of absinthe" at the dive bar

You're not interesting. Get a hair transplant before you think about getting something off kilter like that

[Machink]

Mulled wine mogs during the winter season. Recently tried a good finnish(?) drink as well, made from whiskey, hot water, and honey. Very basic but surprisingly palatable and tasty.


Edit: tried looking it up and I’m only getting results for “hot toddy”. Some elderly disheveled man from Finland insisted I try it in a hotel lobby bar and reminisced about having it after brutal ice fishing sessions back home. I wonder if he let out a bellowing Dennis once I left because I can’t find info about it being linked to Finland like I did back then -_-