feeling angry, managers dont want you to INNOVATE (rap song)

[steely eyed stenographer]

thread theme:



(monotone voice, radio filter) im beginning to think managers exist for the sole reason of keeping the geniuses in society down

rap begins:

slaving, slaving away

in the court, with my stenographay, stenographay

yeah

fingers tired, fingers sore

court adjourned, court adjourned

(fading away voice) court adjourned, court adjourned,

wish i knew latin, that shit is cracking (shit is cracking)

mea culpa, i spilt the apple juice, apple juice

veni, vidi, voravi, veni, vidi, voravi

RAP ENDS...

Rant begins 

today i found a new method of keeping my portly fingers sprightly - monster energy. 
needless to say, my fingers move like MVP after a few cans...

BUT.... who could have guessed? manager Dragica (i like to call her dragonica   ) said my 'incessant cracking open of the cans' (im trying my best to translate here) was 'disruptive to the court process'.

LAMEO!!!! 

but i came up with a plan... maybe next thread will cover it. (it involves lots of tubes and an adapted bicycle pump). 

[steely eyed stenographer]

when i crack open the cans, this scene plays in my head 

1:41 

[Altruist]

[Altruist]

there's no such thing as a "manager" in law firms

[HungarianJew]

i mean, that’s the power of my pet.

we’re talking about a man here who with one well crafted email to the state attorney/prime minister (no more than 100 words) - can promptly send anyone into early retirement. 
and don’t get me started when he tunes into his inner Damon (that’s how his toy serves its purpose)

thats all it takes when you’re the hotshot.

[steely eyed stenographer]

there's no such thing as a "manager" in law firms

look, ive already revealed enough, you dont need to push me into revealing that i have learning difficulties and need a helper to tell me what to d-
welp. that frooty jabuka nektar loosens the tongue 

[steely eyed stenographer]

we’re talking about a man here who with one well crafted email to the state attorney/prime minister (no more than 100 words) - can promptly send anyone into early retirement. 

this isnt entirely false. but it was my manager that sent the email. 

'there is NO place for fatphobia, fatshaming and social exclusion in croatian courts of law'. somthing like that, she didnt let me see the rest

[Altruist]

i mean, that’s the power of my pet.

we’re talking about a man here who with one well crafted email to the state attorney/prime minister (no more than 100 words) - can promptly send anyone into early retirement. 
and don’t get me started when he tunes into his inner Damon (that’s how his toy serves its purpose)

thats all it takes when you’re the hotshot.

Correct, except i have them on whatsapp. You dont solve such minor annoyances via mail

[HungarianJew]

i mean, that’s the power of my pet.

we’re talking about a man here who with one well crafted email to the state attorney/prime minister (no more than 100 words) - can promptly send anyone into early retirement. 
and don’t get me started when he tunes into his inner Damon (that’s how his toy serves its purpose)

thats all it takes when you’re the hotshot.

Correct, except i have them on whatsapp. You dont solve such minor annoyances via mail

thats all it takes when you’re the hotshot

[Altruist]

i mean, that’s the power of my pet.

we’re talking about a man here who with one well crafted email to the state attorney/prime minister (no more than 100 words) - can promptly send anyone into early retirement. 
and don’t get me started when he tunes into his inner Damon (that’s how his toy serves its purpose)

thats all it takes when you’re the hotshot.

Correct, except i have them on whatsapp. You dont solve such minor annoyances via mail

thats all it takes when you’re the hotshot

makes 0 sense since whatsapp is much faster and more informal. 

do you actually think those arrangements are being done via regular business mails?



another neet detected

[HungarianJew]

i mean, that’s the power of my pet.

we’re talking about a man here who with one well crafted email to the state attorney/prime minister (no more than 100 words) - can promptly send anyone into early retirement. 
and don’t get me started when he tunes into his inner Damon (that’s how his toy serves its purpose)

thats all it takes when you’re the hotshot.

Correct, except i have them on whatsapp. You dont solve such minor annoyances via mail

thats all it takes when you’re the hotshot

makes 0 sense since whatsapp is much faster and more informal. 

do you actually think those arrangements are being done via regular business mails?



another neet detected

>tongue in cheek mention about a form of communication 

>then gets called a neet by someone with over 500k posts on incel forums.

seems legit

[HungarianJew]

oh sorry, even though you have the most posts in incel forum history, I forgot to mention that it’s ok because you do it on the fly (mid convo with the Croatian prime minister)

thats why you’ve posted every friday night for over half a decade straight