i want a boyfriend really bad

[slop slinger]

i mean this in the least lgbt way possible. i just mean it in a union with God kind of way. Just so we're clear. i want a  6'0" psl 6 boyfriend with nice style and a deep voice and calm demeanor and  wide frame and we get along. i will do everything in my power, alter my face and body if need be to make it happen.  i want to feel love. i have never been in a relationship previously. God has placed me on this earth in order to make this happen. modern technology has given us the tools to allow me to form myself into God's image just as he had created adam and eve. it is divine covenant that i make this happen so i can go to heaven and not hell. hell is for ugly incel straggots

[AlbanianLegend1994]

Meanwhile:

[bhopper]

You should search for baptism as fast as possible

[slop slinger]

You should search for baptism as fast as possible

im devout orthodox

[slop slinger]

Meanwhile:

i hate his style buts its endeaaring rather than icky how he thinks it looks good

[sin]