want to do 30 pushups by august

[Altruist]

still not believable 

you have to be something above fit to do 50

how? i mean try it yourself.

idk if i have some insane underlying genetics (could be, my father was an amateur wrestler), but i ve never done any manual labor in my life, so my arms are completely undeveloped. legs are a different story because of the insane amount of time i spent playing football, but upper body strength and even stamina = 404

i even started with elevated knuckle pushups by the end of that period, before i stopped bothering

[hitlersblackedwaifu]

how? i mean try it yourself.

idk if i have some insane underlying genetics (could be, my father was an amateur wrestler), but i ve never done any manual labor in my life, so my arms are completely undeveloped. legs are a different story because of the insane amount of time i spent playing football, but upper body strength and even stamina = 404

i even started with elevated knuckle pushups by the end of that period, before i stopped bothering

Post a video doing even 30 and I'll paypal you 10k euros on the spot.

[hitlersblackedwaifu]

Are you that arrogant that you think you can get away with making such ridiculous claims, or are you clueless and humping the floor and calling it a pushup? Legit mind boggling situation.

[Altruist]

Post a video doing even 30 and I'll paypal you 10k euros on the spot.

can you not read? it was 5-6 years ago (possibly more), when i was of normal weight and played futsal and basketball at least 6 hours per week (and more like 15 between may and september)

10k euros on the spot

do i really have to post 2 reasons why this made me chuckle?

[Altruist]

Are you that arrogant that you think you can get away with making such ridiculous claims, or are you clueless and humping the floor and calling it a pushup? Legit mind boggling situation.

i checked the tutorial videos first to make sure i do them with proper form and dont end up looking like the hunchback of notre dame, don't worry.

you bitter incels only everything as "ridiculous, implausible claims" because you are used to being on the bottom of the social hierarchy + surrounded yourself with mostly people of identical profiles online

google plato's cave, btw

[hitlersblackedwaifu]

can you not read? it was 5-6 years ago (possibly more), when i was of normal weight and played futsal and basketball at least 6 hours per week (and more like 15 between may and september)




do i really have to post 2 reasons why this made me chuckle?

take your time, I'll wait

[Altruist]

take your time, I'll wait

1. your are fucking broke and never even pretended you aren't
2. i have 16.75 million EUR throughout my bank accounts. so much i don't even need to mention a house i can sell for 250k because of location alone

you are welcome

in fact, ask josh how impossibly hard it is to get to 8 x 50 fucking pushups per day. if he says my claim is not plausible, i'll take it back. i didn't even say 400 at once or within an hour or two, but literally 8 sets at any time from waking up to going to sleep

[hitlersblackedwaifu]

1. your are fucking broke and never even pretended you aren't
2. i have 16.75 million EUR throughout my bank accounts. so much i don't even need to mention a house i can sell for 250k because of location alone

you are welcome

in fact, ask josh how impossibly hard it is to get to 8 x 50 fucking pushups per day. if he says my claim is not plausible, i'll take it back. i didn't even say 400 at once or within an hour or two, but literally 8 sets at any time from waking up to going to sleep

even jeff bezos would spam 30 pushups for 10k don't even bother with the Im too rich for that larp

you are retarded, I said take your time to get fit and do the 30, I know for a fact you won't. You can't even do 5 pushups I am 100% certain.

I invite anyone to post a video of themselves doing 50 consecutive pushups. Let's see how easy that is.

[MysteriousWeeb420]

im on kathys side, tbh

good form pushups are hard

[sinn]

I can do 40 with perfect form

is this you lying like you lied about being raped?

or did you becoming a rape victim ignite a fire within you that made you perfect pushups

[Manletmachine]

weak ahh

[Iblameher]

I can do up to 16 proper push ups now 

But only 1 pull up barely 

I have no equipment I just do bicep curls and ladybugs and pushups and squats and other stuff I don't really train my back well I think

[hitlersblackedwaifu]

I can do up to 16 proper push ups now 

But only 1 pull up barely 

I have no equipment I just do bicep curls and ladybugs and pushups and squats and other stuff I don't really train my back well I think

pullups are significantly harder, now that im near 100kg I really struggle with them

[Arrogans]

I can do up to 16 proper push ups now 

But only 1 pull up barely 

I have no equipment I just do bicep curls and ladybugs and pushups and squats and other stuff I don't really train my back well I think

pull ups are very difficult, i can do around 15 but it's only because i don't weigh much, i almost never meet people that can do more than 8 if they aren't S tier gymcels/calistheniccels

[machinelves]

yeh i want to do 30 pushups by this august too
i think ill do 5 this month and another 5 the next etc