Lots of cute chicks in church

[AlbanianLegend1994]

I might 'have' to 'go to church' (I hate using that expression because church refers to a group of followers, it's not an establishment) today if my sister, brother-in-law and dad/mom go.

I hope I don't, I don't like sponsoring organized religion (crime) in any way. 

I only like going to monasteries that have a waterfall feature and animals roaming outside.