[Slayer] Realization: I need to try younger women

[AlbanianLegend1994]

If you exclude the 21 year old pajeeta (which was only one night), the youngest I've been with was 24 but even she seemed wise enough to be my mom

The 41 year old is so advanced in life that I feel like she can mind-read me and knows the reason behind all my actions etc. Ever since she told me "I always attract 23-28 year old guys with mommy issues, and I'm not trying to be anyone's mom" I've felt compelled to act more mature than I actually am but at some point you can no longer keep the charade going

I need an 18-22 year old tbh

Btw this is about going on coffee-dates™ with, not sex.