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[Dolly Buster]

that sounds fun

It's just a despicable technique by the Kremlin. They bash gays and then the audience has the following choices:

• keep quiet, in which case the Russian is accepted as the boss
  
• protest: "Hey, stop bashing people." in which case the Russian responds: "Oh look! Another queer! lol"
  

So I have invented the proper comeback to Russian gay talk and that is:

• you type the following: "Male anuses, the obsession of Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin."