[News] Bitcoin is worthless

[MysteriousWeeb420]

• portability - again, no physical form so can be taken anywhere with ease
  

Yeah but when you are transporting gold, you are transporting something.

When you transport bitcoin, it may have been easy, but no gold was transported.

To elucidate this point I will use my Wood Chopping theater play:

"I have invented a brand new way to chop down trees! It takes less energy, and less equipment."

-"What is it??"

"Well you just sit home and watch TV."

-"And how does that chop down trees though?"

"It doesn't; but you will admit that it takes less energy and less equipment."

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OK So is this invention "ingenious" or maybe completely moronic, because the end result (sending gold) was not actually achieved.

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bro ur retarded

This is like saying information stored on the cloud isn't actually real. 

Look I took a photo and can access it anywhere in the world, but the photo isn't actually real because it isn't a large clunky block I can physically hold