serious question. whats wrong with mayo monkeys?

[AntonioJuraz]

when i was younger people told me i smelled like a wet dog and that was proof i wasn't white, weird how you say it's proof they are white

this is a troll post parodying anti-white libs. you couldnt tell by the over the top invective? I specifically crafted it to mimic classic lookism era racebait threads

oh so you are saying white people on old lookism threads said non-whites smelled like wet dogs? like my friends used to tell me growing up?