[Slayer] Had insane life mog moment today

[Honest]

I went to the gym after school had finished. Big mistake; the place was absolutely infested with zoomers. Anyway, after mogging them all with my mass, I returned home and showered, and, as I changed back into my filthy pyjamas – preparing to settle back down in front of my PC – I was struck with a sudden realisation that I'm living an absolutely mogger life; while the other people at the gym would be returning home to do homework, or had come to the gym from work, here I was dressing myself in whatever clothes I felt like, feeling completely relaxed, without a care in the world, ready to spend the evening doing whatever I wanted. And the I would do the same tomorrow, and the next day, and the day after that etc. What an absolutely ideal scenario.