I think I'm officially an adult now

[AlbanianLegend1994]

lol chad only drinks 80 proof or higher alcohol

Yeah, this.

Beer and wine are disgusting

Coffee I found gross for a long time but then I started to associate it with two different things (1, my gookmaxxing phase when I was 15 years old (I had read somewhere that you could dye your hair jet black with coffee, so I started dunking my hair in coffee, but it didn't make my hair darker btw) and 2, my phenibut glowup, cuz coffee + phenibut combo was god-tier on my first highs)

So when I drink coffee I get nostalgic about the time I wanted to be Asian (age 15), and also nostalgic about my first phenibut highs (age 29).