Has anyone ever hung out with a girl and realized she left to take a shit?

[Mr. Golgonto]

yes, and because i lived in a shoebox i could hear it, too.

Tell me more.

It was the only threesome i ever had. Two 5/10's, but is saw the opportunity and seized it firmly with both hands. Got them back to mine, started going for it, and she told me to stop, then she started running to the bathroom and audibly farted. I was way too drunk to even register it at the time, but looking back now it makes me laugh.

Send the recorded audio to my e-mail please. 

WhalesIncel@gmail

Wasn't quick enough to capture it, and i'm not a fart connoisseur anyway, so i don't think i even would have. 

i just like to reminisce about it in front of the fire on those lonely nights.