why is 666 suddenly larping as some sort of a slayer?

[AlbanianLegend1994]

A bartender guessed my age to be 26 yesterday (she was 26) and guessed my 27 year old friend to be a year or two older 

The giveaway that I’m at least 24-25 is my heavy stubble, 95% of guesses I got at my old workplace during the summer were between 24-26 and I even got several 22-23 guesses 

I dont even give a fuck about prime or not prime, but best year of my 20s was 28. Latter half of 29s and 30 were throwaway years

Its actually insane how powerful I am now, people wont stop calling me to do stuff

don't you feel social pressure to "settle down" in a sense nowadays? Like start a family, get a job, a hobby, a couple friends you are gonna have to stick to for the rest of your life? This is so scary to me

Pressure from who? Only thing I care about rn is getting a job (got fired and I need something on paper) and a new apartment to move to but that’s from me not anyone else 

Besides that most people in their early 30s I know are unmarried and even single in many cases

how long do you think this is gonna last? Soon you are gonna be 35 and people are gonna think of you as a creep if you tryina mix in with the younger people (please save me the "I look younger" narrative). You can't keep living like this you are gonna have to "settle down" in a sense. Am I wrong?

Probably has an expiration date yes

Obviously my complexes are related to fear of missing out and peterpancelling to some degree 

I spent most of my 20s in a basement 

I just want to get out as much as I can from my system in the next few years

I dont know what you look like but Im telling you if you think at 24 youre ready to throw in the towel I just have to laugh