How many muscles did you tear laughing

[David Laid dickcel]

I jacked off to it a few times. 

Imagine having a woman be so submissive to you she just instantly places her perfect ass in doggy style while you attempt to put a condom on your effortlessly hard cock 

Brutal to think that's a nightly occurrence for him while me and Josh compete in the Runescape 3 Easter egg hunting event until deep into the night

Be honest, you imagined blowing that banana dick, unwrapped