getting girls is not about (literally) looks, money, status

[An Infinity Of Little Hours]

it's all about being Killua Zoldyck from Hunter X Hunter

It’s all about being Illumi

Imagine the sexual and psychological joy you’d get from having your best friend and love be Hisoka... one of the most notorious and reckless killers on the face of the Earth. Imagine also being more powerful than your best friend and lover (as evidenced when Hisoka threatened Killua). 

Fuuuarkkkk what I wouldn’t give

Actually the bigger Chad was Chrollo Large Cock Lusilver