The fact that foids call Haaland "goof ball" should tell you that height is law

[hitlersblackedwaifu]

foids favorite hobby is to insult other people's looks

for example about haaland with his gf they say "omg he is so ugleee, how can she tolerate waking up next to him! gurl u can do so much better

they do it to feel better about themselves, tho. It's not like they'd have a chance with haaland or any of these people