a question

[Altruist]

In a lolbert society if everything is owned by someone what would hobo sapiens such as myself do? I mean if every square inch of everything is now private property

I'm assuming someone set up hobo gladiatorial matches in exchange for being able to squat on their land and extract water from it and grow crops

Tbh I think I'd break into dolly busters house and impersonate him by wearing his skin as clothes. Doubt anyone would give a shit or notice a difference

what house? in such a society, LIDL-rich people like him would become homeless in no time because their financial "profits" coming from being tax free would get obliterated by increased cost of living. as shitty as public services and tax income distribution are 99% of the time, at least they are under scrutiny, by the political opposition at least. on the other hand, you have to be a massive fucking brainlet and a grade A life-virgin to think private companies are, just because they have the profit-or-perish pressure, some angelic organizations who'd rather shut themselves down than fuck buyers over in one way or another. i mean, there are thousands and thousands of news and criminal/civil cases pertaining to this problematic arising on a daily basis, ffs