a question

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In a lolbert society if everything is owned by someone what would hobo sapiens such as myself do? I mean if every square inch of everything is now private property

I'm assuming someone set up hobo gladiatorial matches in exchange for being able to squat on their land and extract water from it and grow crops

Tbh I think I'd break into dolly busters house and impersonate him by wearing his skin as clothes. Doubt anyone would give a shit or notice a difference