i m annoying as fuck irl

[RuudVanNistelrooy]

You can make up for it:

Recent news in Croatia features a prominent story about an 18-year-old youth named Roko Kostović, who has severe, fourth-degree autism. Roko's case was highlighted on the investigative program Provjereno because the state reduced his disability allowance after he turned 18 and demanded he refund about 900 euros. 

Surely with your IQ and skillset you can save this guy and become a small celeb.