the test results came back

[Altruist]

The combination of:

• Glucose 4.3
  
• Creatinine 87
  
• eGFR 98
  
• HDL 2.0
  
• Hemoglobin 151
  

suggests that despite being overweight, you have not yet developed many of the common downstream complications (diabetes, kidney impairment, severe metabolic syndrome).

(overweight = 30+ excess kilos of fat for almost 5 years now, and 15-20+ 3 years prior to that, so it's more like disgustingly obese)