the test results came back

[Altruist]

[*]kidney function is excellent,
[*]blood counts are preserved,
[*]liver enzymes are mostly normal,
[*]no anemia is present.

Urinalysis
Generally very good.

• Protein: negative
  
• Blood: negative
  
• Leukocytes: negative
  
• Nitrites: negative
  
• Ketones: negative
  

No evidence of:

• kidney damage,
  
• urinary infection,
  
• diabetes-related glucose spilling.
  

Liver and pancreas
AST

• 33 U/L (normal)
  

ALT

• 41 U/L (normal, near upper half)
  

GGT

• 87 U/L (reference 11–55) ↑
  

This is the most notable liver-related abnormality.

THIS SHIT WAS 85/97/220 THE LAST TIME, AND I DOUBLED DOWN ON DRINKING AND EATING LIKE SHIT SINCE THEN

HOLY GENETIC MARVEL

Most of the findings are reassuring:

• Complete blood count is normal.
  
• Kidney function is normal.
  
• Liver enzymes are normal.
  
• No signs of urinary tract infection.
  
• No signs of anemia.
  
• No signs of acute inflammation.
  

There are a few minor abnormalities worth noting.