I stopped getting along with my pet ever since he graduated from uni

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I had briefly started to deliberately falsely present myself as a professor.

But then I realized this was Unethical, not from a general angle per se, but from my newfound position as an Academic.

You see, we, the learned class, uphold much higher ethical standards.

So I scraped all false claims from my Twitter bio

why that's very honorable of you dolly