at least 10% - 15% of good lawyers i know

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there are good "intellectual", non cartel-like lawyers too, but they say 2 sentences and stfu

meanwhile, random recessed cuckold having 12 minute opening and closing speeches just to get their client sentenced to the legal maximum, lmao. i do this on purpose when i get a case like that, specially if they act all smug, like they are trying to recreate some suits scene they watched the night before