You need to be this level of disagreeable and narcissistic

[Busty Doll]

CRinge

I oftentimes even Forget about my various black belts

You could remind me now: “Hey do you realize you have been to all Benelux countries? Just that makes you 1 in 200.”

And I would be like “Gee wiz Louise, I forgot about that one, among my various accolades”