New alt nickname recommendation for josh

[Cohen In Hell]

@Cohen In Hell how abt "The Hypochondriac" has a ring to it like Altruist and makes sense for obvious reasons

I'm not a hypochondriac, faggot

I would be on cloud 9 if I was making any of this shit up

My dad deliberately made me extremely sick

You think the subhumans who created me are normal people? Lmao