who the fuck makes videos like this?

[bluerose]

hey kids!!! in today's vid i will explain to u why ur life is fucked from da start cuz u don't got [insert da newest cultural cope like looks, previously it was money] and i used to be just like u until i realized da importance of [some variation of the discipline is everything shtick which just means succumbing to da idea dat ur a donkey who needs to get motivated by his suffering instead of being happy and hungry for life like a healthy adult].

revolutionary.